How do you dye something black?

  Make black dye
  Kill a squid to get ink sacs(sac is how its spelled, I know what I'm doing) and then use the ink sac on the thing to dye or craft it
  Minecraft? What is this Minecraft you speak of?
  Eat some cake

What type of pickax do you need to mine diamonds?

  Wooden Pickax
  Stone Pickax
  Iron Pickax or higher
  Would someone explain this Minecraft to me(Why are you taking this test?)

Finish this sentence: Creepers drop ______ and they blow up.

  Creepers drop CAKES and they blow up
  Creepers drop FIRE and they blow up
  WHAT IN THE WORLD ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!?
  Creepers drop GUNPOWER and they blow up

What does taming wolves(sometimes called dogs) do to benifit you?

  They can help you kill mobs easily
  They look nice
  WHY WOULD YOU TAME WOLVES?!?
  I do not know

How do you get a sheep's wool?

  Kill it
  Make shears and right click(I play on PC)
  I still have no idea what Minecraft is.
  I do not know

How do you get music discs?

  Make a skeleton kill a creeper
  BE AWESOME
  Minecraft sounds so stupid(HOW DARE YOU)
  I do not know

Where can Enderman spawn?

  Caves
  Minecraft, I do not understand
  Any open place where the ceiling is 3 blocks or higher
  I do not know

Where does Blazes spawn? Be specific.

  In a Nether Fortress
  In your world, they are just rare
  What a stupid name, Minecraft
  I do not know

Last question, when was Minecraft made?

  2004
  2009
  2014
  Wait, so Minecraft was real?(*faceplam*)