If you had a choice for breakfast, what would you eat?

  Pink, sparkly, donkey sh*t.
  A sandwich.....
  Broccoli... The evil vegatable.

You want to take a walk. Where to?

  My closet. I can cry there.
  Rainbow Haven.
  A room in a mental hospital with rainbows everywhere.
  My room.
  The kitchen.

You see a non-sparkly human. What do you do?

  Stab his eyes out.
  Walk away....
  Neigh about sparkles.
  Throw sparkles, moon him, then run.

What is an alicorn?

  A unicorn who has two horns.
  A two-headed unicorn.
  A unicorn with wings.
  A swimming unicorn.

Does a unicorn's horn represent the way it's feeling?

  Dur. Who doesn't know that?
  No! I am the unicorn expert!

Are unicorns awesome?

  Yes
  Does a unicorn's horn color represent it's feelings?
  No.

What is a unicorn?

  A horse with a horn sticking out of it's head.
  Credit to http:// en.m.wikipedia.org /wiki/Unicorn: The unicorn is a legendary animal that has been described since antiquity as a beast with a large, pointed, spiraling horn projecting from its forehead. The unicorn was depicted in ancient seals of the Indus Valley Civilization and was mentioned by the ancient Greeks in accounts of natural history by various writers, including Ctesias, Strabo, Pliny the Younger, and Aelian.[1] The Bible also describes an animal, the re'em, which some translations have rendered with the word unicorn.[1] In European folklore, the unicorn is often depicted as a white horselike or goatlike animal with a long horn and cloven hooves (sometimes a goat's beard). In the Middle Ages and Renaissance, it was commonly described as an extremely wild woodland creature, a symbol of purity and grace, which could only be captured by a virgin. In the encyclopedias its horn was said to have the power to render poisoned water potable and to heal sickness. In medieval and Renaissance times, the horn of the narwhal was sometimes sold as unicorn horn.
  A unicorn.

Unicorn.

  Narwhal.
  Yes. Unicorn.
  Neigh.

How'd you like the test?

  Unicorn
  Can I have my results yet?
  Neigh.
  No.
  Yes.