Are you a pig

  yes, duh
  of course not!

Oink oink!

  what?
  oink.
  MOOOOOO

Do you enjoy eating carrots by the dozen

  what? no.
  YES GIVE IT TO ME!!!
  oink.

Do you have a snout

  uhh YES!!
  no i have a perfectly normal nose thankyouverymuch

when you were young what were you called?

  BABBY
  PIGLET

do dogs scare you

  no, they are cute!
  why? theres not one here is there? OH GOD *faints*

are you pink?

  Yep!
  no i am not

Does your tail look like a spring

  actually i prefer the term "curly whirly"
  I dont have a tail

do you like mud?

  Who doesnt?
  how undignefied

are you 1.0 meters tall or more?

  yes (or I am a dwarf)
  umm hell no thats like a giant