People give you a Nuclear power plant for free. What do you do?

  Gloat and say you have the best place ever
  Try to make fule to sell
  Jump around make monkey sounds

in the control room you see a switch labled: coolent flow. would you leave it on? or turn it off?

  leave it alone
  flip it off
  keep on flipping it

you see a boiling pool of water in the coolant tower. what do you do?

  jump in it. it must be a hottub .
  drink it. it must be tasty
  leave it alone

you get a shipment of little metal pellets. what do you do?

  put them in the reacter core
  snort them
  stuff them in your teddybear

a man comes asking for taxes. what do you do?

  pay the taxes
  throw him in the reacter
  sniff him
  eat cheese
  ask him "Whats bes in his pocketses?" In a Gollum voice

obama comes in your power plant. what do you do?

  welcome him in
  also throw him in the reacter
  sniff him

you are making a lot of money. what do you do?

  donate to the poor
  sniff the poor
  buy a thousand kittens

you buy a helicopter, you see the control:altitude hold. what do you do?

  keep on pressing it
  press it
  leave it alone

you get c4 for your birthday. what do you do?

  give it to anunymes
  put it on a 9volt battery
  explode the coolant tower