first of all what do you do in your spare time?

  sleep
  walk in circles
  go out with friends
  computer/tv
  plan murders(me: woah there)
  plan of making nuclear bombs(where do you get the materials???!)
  ride unicorns

Do you enjoy having diarrhea?

  OMG YES TOTALLY IS SO FABBU!!!!!!!!
  i like the way it splatters EVERYWHERE!!! (wat the heck?)
  it hurts my butt
  NO THATS GROSS
  no i do not
  maybe

do you like eating howtobasic food? (if you dont know what that is, you watch it on YouTube)

  breakfast lunch and dinner all the way
  no that is some nasty stuff right there
  i almost threw up while watching a video
  its okay i guess

do you like burning stuff and the smell of it?

  OMG YAS IT IS LIKE HEAVEN!!!!
  can i burn you? (O_O) ....uuumm no no you cant
  no i hate it
  its okay i guess
  its quite nice
  what was the question

do you you ever dream of riding unicorns over rainbows and eating their colorful rainbow poop?

  yeah like 5 or more times a week
  never
  sometimes
  like 2-3 times a week
  what are unicorns? i dream about nuclear bombs and guts>:)

do you like the smell of your farts/poop

  yes its practically my perfume/cologne(gross)
  eew gross i always need some febreeze up in there
  no i hate it
  i kind of nice :) yummy chocolate

can i slap you?

  go ahead. I LOVE THE PAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D
  no
  no thank you
  if you do ill bomb your house
  WE CAN HAVE A SLAP FIGHT!!!! :D

do you stalk people

  my crush yea
  everyone
  i stalk them then kill them (its not funny)
  no thats creepy
  ehh once in a while

last question: would you kiss a total stranger no matter the age

  if they are hot yea
  yas and so much more (O_O)
  no gross thats wierd
  it depends on my mood