What colour is your hair?

  Blue
  Yellow
  Green
  Red
  Pink
  Purple

How old are you? (Years)

  100 to 150 (wow you're young to be on the internet...)
  150 to 200
  200 to 300
  300 to 600
  600 or more

What colour are your eyes?

  Purple
  Rainbow
  Pink

How long did your longest relationship last?

  0.00001 milliseconds
  0.0001 milliseconds
  0.01 milliseconds
  1 to 2 milliseconds
  More than 2 milliseconds (wow congrats, that's one long relationship!)
  What's a relationship?

Have you ever killed anyone with a cucumber?

  Yes, totally! I love killing people with cucumbers!
  Just once or twice, I'm not very good at it.

Did you survive the zombie apocalypse?

  Yep, I've survived thousands of zombie apocalypses!
  I did once, but I got really badly injured.

What's your favourite colour?

  Science
  Maths (I love that colour too!)
  English
  French
  Sport
  Computing
  Art
  Music
  Drama

What planet do you live on?

  The sun! But that's not a planet...BAD QUIZ YOU SUCK YOU DIDNT CONSIDER THE POSSIBILITY OF A SUN INHABITANT DID YOU?????????
  Mercury
  Venus
  Mars
  Jupiter (I live there too, thinking of moving to Saturn though)
  Saturn
  Uranus
  Neptune
  Pluto, the planet that isn't a planet!

Do you want to date me? (I'm a girl BTW)

  Yeah, you sound awesome! Also, I live on Jupiter too so we could date ^_^
  No, you're a little too weird and insane for my taste.
  No way in the solar system! This quiz SUCKED!
  I would, but I'm on Mercury...
  I just don't even know anymore. This quiz was too crazy.
  Um, NO. I don't date girls who have a rubbish sense of humour.
  Yeah, this quiz was cool and funny :D