NerdTests.com Quiz: Surviving Middle-Earth

Click my heels and say there is no place like home
Go to the Black Gate
Go to Baradur
Go to Mount Doom
Explore the Eastern side
Go to Shelob's lair
Stay low and don't encounter any orcs

You are on the Misty Mountains. Your leg is broken. You are lost. And you are on a really high peak. You are also freezing. What do you do?

Use fire powers because I am a wizard.
Die
Suicide
Try to climb down
Create a fire out of wood you have in your pack
Wait for Gandalf

The Nazgul are approaching what do you do?

Get out Fire
Lead them to a river
Get stabbed
Put on the ring
Try to kick them in the face with Martial Arts Skills
Hold them off

You find a portal to Middle-Earth what do you do?

Go in
Don't go in
This can't be real

What weapon do you use?

My fists
Bow staff
Sword
Magic
Dagger
Poison
Nothing I am weak
Axe
Bow and Arrow

Using the weapon you just chose what would you fight?

Hobbit
Dwarf
Elf
Human
Orc
Balrog
Nazgul
Troll
Wizard

You are trapped in the Mines of Moria. You see the Balrog on the Bridge of Kazadhum what do you do?

Run
Suicide
Face the Orcs
Fight him
Get Gandalf
I am Wizard use magic of light
Tame it and ride it into the sunset

10)

You see the palantir. What do you do?

Touch it
Avoid temptation to touch it
What the Heck is that

11)

Which one of these would you hunt?

Warg
Balrog
Creature of the Lake
Rabbit
Magic Deer (Yes, it is in the hobbit)
Giant Spiders

12)

What are the two towers?

Isn't that a book
IDK
Isengard and Baradur
Isenmouthe and Weathertop
Der Dansul and Dogul-Dur
Tower 1 and Tower 2

13)

What is the sea of Nurnen?

A place in Mordor
A place in the Northern Waste
IDK
The sea west of Eriador
A place in Nuremburg, Germany

14)

You are stuck in a cave with Gollum. This your riddle: Thirty white horses stand on a red hill. First they champ, then they stamp, then they stand still.

Chesnuts
Teeth
IDK
Fire
Death
Horses

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