Pizza or Pie?

  Pi
  Pie
  Pizza
  Neither
  Both
  Other

Do you workout?

  Does reaching in a chip bag count?
  No
  Why should I tell you?
  Yeah everyday all day (THEN HOW ARE YOU HERE?)
  Maybe
  Define "Workout"
  With one hand I'm typing, with the other I'm lifting and elephant... oh wait thats not an elephant............
  Well.... I do push really hard on the toilet

Your wife is about to fall off the edge, but on the other side there is a life time supply of bacon about to fall off the edge. What do you do?

  Go home, you never were quite fond of her or bacon anyways.
  Throw her at the bacon which will break her fall.
  Throw the bacon at her which will break the bacon's fall.
  Think for a second, then forget why your there, you go pick up some Food from Mc. Donalds
  None of the above

The last twinkie in the world is about to blow up from unicorn robots, but ride by it is the last bacon strip about to blow up what do you do?

  GO FOR THE TWINKIE!
  GO FOR THE BACON BY FARRRR!
  GRAB BOTH!!!!
  Wait... I can't defuse bombs.......

If you were to be renamed, what name would be best for you?

  Bob
  No name
  .
  Mom
  That Guy (DONT CLICK)

Can you draw a blank??

  If I wish really really hard enough! .... (Sigh) I wish I was a real boy
  Yeah, I just did on my desk, look can you see the blank?
  No.... I dont even want to be "THAT GUY" who is he anyways?

Lets say your a piece of cheese and you're getting your picture taken. What do you say?

  Cheese! I dont care if I'm a fricken cheese
  !eseehC
  eseehc nekcirf a m'I fi erac tnod I !eseehC

Lets say your a bird wearing a bunny costume and are about to die, because trix are for kids. Do you eat the purple marshmallow or the yellow one?

  Wut,
  Yellow
  Is there a cherry flavored one?
  What exactly am I eating?

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