Do you think unicorns TRULY exist?

  No anyone who does is stupid! (Me: Gosh!)
  Erm no
  I don't know
  I don't think I KNOW! (Me: *highfive*)
  DUH OF COURSE THEY ARE REAL I HAVE SEEN ONE!!! (Me: that's great......)

EVIL ZEBRA'S ARE COMING TO ATTACK US!!!!!!

  Yeah right! (Me: Why are you taking this quiz dude!)
  I need to go online and book tickets to Florida NOW
  okay, deep breaths let's eat my fear away where is the cake?
  I always wanted a pet zebra!!!!!! so cute!!!!
  AWESOME

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  OMG that's exactly what I was thinking!
  Jinx padlock!!
  That's not a question
  What??????
  I feel you dude

There is bird poo on your car! what do you do?

  I would send it to get cleaned
  Not really bother with it, it happens all the time.
  Make someone else clean it up, and laugh
  Lick it yum yum for my Tum!!!
  SCREAM then cry then wash it off

Flying pigs

  Pigs can't fly (Me: Tough crowd!!!)
  I don't see any
  WHERE!
  I have a pet one, IN YOUR FACE!!!
  Let them fly they are awesome!!!

A dolphin spoke to me!

  They can't speak
  Suuuuurrrrrrreeeee
  I have a phobia of dolphins!!!
  Eeeeee eeeaahh!!! (Dolphin language)
  That happened to me to turned my life around!

Can't touch this doo doo doo do do do doo can't touch this

  Can't touch what?
  *sigh*
  This is my jam!
  Let me put my MC Hammer shorts on!!!
  IM LISTENING TO THIS RIGHT NOW PLUS SINGING ALONG!!!!!

My build a bear just did a pee!

  No it didn't
  You are crazy
  Same thing happened to me it STUNK
  They aren't real (Me: yeah they are how would it have peed?)
  Obvs they are real!!!

On a scale of 1-10 what do you rate this test? (Does not effect your score)

  0 it was boring
  1-5 it was ok
  5-7 I enjoyed it
  7-9 it was really good!
  10!!!!!!! IT WAS AWESOME!!!!!!!!