How much do you need to'pee?

  Not at all
  A bit
  Need to go badly
  HELP WETTING
  Already peed before this test started

First, lie down and relax your bladder. What happened?

  Nothing :)
  Not much, just a drip
  A small spurt
  A BIG spurt
  Wet myself :(
  I need to wash my pants

Next lean against a counter or a window sill and relax for 20 seconds. What happend?

  Nothing at all
  A few drips
  A spurt
  A few spurts
  I soaked myself

Now listen to a track of running water and relax

  I'm still dry
  I'm spurting
  I'M SPURTING ALOT MAKE IT STOOOOOPPPP
  I was wet at the beginning

Lie down and open your legs

  Why? It's not gonna do anything
  I'm leaking a bit
  I'm spurting
  SO MANY SPURTS
  IT WON'T STOOOOOPPPP
  I was already wet...

SCREAM AND SHOUT AND LET IT ALL OUT
(see what I did there)

  Whaaaa?
  I leaked
  Ok I spurted
  I feel wet
  OMG STOOOOOPPPPP

Go sit on the toilet with all clothes on what happend?

  I got bored
  I squirted a bit of pee
  The flood gates opened then closed but still have some in there
  I'm... Wet
  I was already soaked

Take your pants off but leave underwear on go sit on toilet

  Whyyyyyyyyyyy?
  Ok I had a bit of leakage but its still full down there
  And the flood gates have opened... Again then closed
  I PEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDD and need a fresh pair of undies
  I'm still soaked

Did you pee?

  Not at all
  A bit of leakage
  Lots of spurts
  Quite damp
  Lots and lots of pee