Do you like shaking things?

  yes
  No
  I'm not going to answer this f**king question

Are you a total idiot?

  I no think I stuuUpid
  No
  Yah mon

Do you look p**n on the Internet? I dotted the o and r cause I don't wanna restrict this test.

  Ew gross!
  Yah
  No way

Have you ever done it with another person and if so have you looked when you did?

  Yes I've done it and I look
  I've done it but I didn't look
  I haven't done it but I watch other people do it
  I'm a virgin

Have you ever done bad things to kids?

  I'm guilty and it's bad things
  I'm guilty but it wasn't bad things.
  Nope that's wrong.

Have you ever had a crush on someone a generation older than you?

  Yes it was rough for me
  Lol this test sucks
  That's just perverted
  Nope

Are you dating/friends with a pervert? (For sure)

  Oh yeah
  Just cause my friends a perv doesn't make that person a bad one.
  Not in a million years...
  Not sure completely

Have you ever wondered what it was like to have your mom or dads parts?

  All the time.
  Eww no
  Kinda
  Well yeah but not in a weird way...

And finally do you think you are a perv?

  Yes
  No
  Don't know