NerdTests.com Quiz: Are you a horse?

Do you ever sit in your bedroom and wonder to yourself "am I really a horse?", well we've got your back! This test is scientifically proven to detect whether you are a horse, and will give you ways of improving this.

Have you ever eaten hay?

Yeah mate, almost everyday.
Not really.
Rather not, lolz

Do you ever wish you were a horse?

No thanks.
Not really, what even is this.
OMF YES
It's my dream.

If someone tried to ride you, what would you do?

Shout at them and cry.
Walk off like nothing happened.
"Naaay" at them.
Be like "wtf dude, personal space.."

If you found a saddle, what would you do?

Sell it on eBay.
Wear it.

Is this a horse or a cat?

A cat.
A horse.

Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?

No, I'm a horse.
Yes sometimes.
Almost everyday.

Why are you taking this test?

Because I need to prove that I'm not a horse.
Because I'm a horse.
I'm confused of what i am.

How often do you casually poo?

Almost everyday.
Practically every 10 minutes bc I have no friends.
When I feel like playing Flappy Bird.

Do you like eggs?

No.
Yes.

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If you found out that you were a horse, what would you do?

Tweet it.
Facebook it.
Hashtag #ImAHorse
idek I'll be like lol ok
I'm a horse.

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