Are you bored?

  Duh.
  POTATO...
  I guess..
  No. ( then leave.. )

Favorite food?

  Coffee
  Waffles
  POTATO!!!!!!!!!!
  Chugga chugga chugga chugga.. SHOE SHOE!

Potato?

  What the..
  Potato!!
  Potatoes equal love and Princess Trollestia :3
  LANGAUGE!! 8O

Scenario: You met a bear and he just farted a rainbow. What do you do?

  Run away and screech
  Call animal control ( they'd so believe you.. -—- )
  Invite him to mai tea party.. :D
  POTATO!!!!

Scenario: Slendy is watching you from the window. What do you do?

  SLENDY?! ERMAHGURD!! :D
  This isn't Creepypasta..
  Throw the potatoes..
  Im doomed... ( you then hide )

QUICK: AM I A GIRL OR BOY!??

  GIRL!!
  BOY!!
  POTATO!!!
  ( hums Barney song from 3 questions ago )

Choose food.

  FOOD
  TEETH
  POTAT... ( say potato again.. -_- )
  Hm.. bunny poo looks like Cocoa Puffs!

.....

  5 characters minimum stinks, right?
  .....
  BAH, HUMBUG!
  Lol, rigged this question... all these are worth zero..

Give me your best grammar.

  Why, of course I shall. My best friend, Thomas, shall, too.
  Okay i guess.. here it iz,
  mkai
  lool nu whuat rea u cray cray xd xd