What is the most awesome thing you can think of?

  Guns. And food.
  Grenades, Baby!!
  FIRE! WOOOO!
  POTATOES!

Think fast!

  POTATO!
  Wha-*gets slammed by ball*
  Think? When have I ever thought?
  IT HURTS!!!!

Are you a Sasquatch?

  No.
  Pffsh, no.. *Chewie, get the falcon ready*
  Wrong movie.
  I'm hairy and ape like,does that count?
  yUP Imma Sasquatch peepls!

Have you enjoyed my test so far phil?

  WAt.
  I'm enjoying it bro.
  My name is not Phil.
  I'm a girl.

Aliens!

  OH Hell naw!
  Call will smith!
  My freinds are back! :D
  Headshot.

FsffsfaærrrrrM!

  Wjjhahh!
  Derp
  Idiot
  0__o

Are you aware that we are selling chocolate?

  Did you say chocolate?
  Nomnomnom!
  CHOCOLATE!,!!!

Dovahkiin, dovahkiin,

  Naal ok zin Los vahrin,
  Wah dein, vokul, maerfaak ahst Vaal.
  *obligatory Malukah shoutout*
  Nerd!

Are jou steel bored?

  Yes. (What are you made of?)
  Nope.
  FUS RO DAH!