Who would you be?

  The Bar Owner/Tender
  The Bar Owner`s friend
  The Employee
  Bill (Regular costumer)
  The Bar Tender`s son/daughter
  The ex-wife
  The wife`s boyfriend
  Idiot in the flooded tunnel
  Captain on the boat at sea

What would your weapon be?

  A bar chair
  A gun
  Wits and revenge

You hear sharks are coming up onto the beach?

  Get out of the bar and leave town.
  Stay, so what if they are on the beach? They`re not up here. We have plenty of time.

The wife`s boyfriend is dead. Her house is flooding and there are sharks puring into the house. What now?

  Oh well, we tried.
  Someone distract and then kill the shark and the rest of us will escape.

You have the chance to get a rockin` new truck in trade for the beat-up one with the hole from the shark that landed on the hood.

  Take it.
  Nah. This one is better.

You find the Bar-tender`s son. He knows where there is a storage shed with a number of different weapons. What do you choose?

  BOMBS!!!!!
  Chainsaw
  Pipe.
  Other
  I`ll stay in the truck.

The son is injured. The employee has been eaten whole. What do you do?

  Cry.
  Get the son out of the chopper, grab a chainsaw and go get eaten by the shark that ate the employee who was brave enough to shoot 18 sharks.

Do you think you live?

  Yeah.
  No.

Last one; Do you think they all live?

  Yes
  No.