What kind of dwarf am I talking about?

  A fantasy dwarf, like in the Lord of the Rings.
  A midget!
  Snow white's buds.

Which of these homes seems ideal to you?

  A cave.
  A huge complex underground city.
  A cottage in the woods.
  A beautiful forest house.
  A box!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  A place surrounded by bones and innocents undergoing torture.
  A cold house carved out of a mountain.

What is your opinion on rocks!

  They "rock." Get it?
  Uh... they're hard stone thingies.
  They are rocks.
  They're okay, I guess.
  The only thing better than a rock is a boulder!

Which of these weapons would you carry into battle?

  Sword
  Axe
  Bow
  Musket
  Club/ Mace
  Bazooka
  Machine Gun
  War Hammer
  Slim Elegant Scimitar

What is your opinion on elves?

  You would dare say that word in my presence...?
  They are my best fwiends!
  I am an elf!
  What, those skinny smooth-talking poetry-reading forest loving idiots?
  They're so full of themselves.

When was the last time that you had the urge to dig in a random spot and dig for treasure their?

  Right now.
  5 seconds ago!
  Hmm... yesterday.
  I never have that urge! (lying.)
  I do every now and then...
  A few years ago.
  The only time I do that is when I know their are bones in that spot.
  Uh... never.

What is the most valuable metal?

  Gold
  Platinum
  Mithril
  Steel
  Aluminum

what is your best feature?

  muscles
  beard
  brain
  I'm kinda (and I mean really) ugly.
  fingernails (what??????????????)

How many weapons have you forged in the last three months?

  one
  fifty
  too many to count
  none
  twenty

Do you think you are a dwarf?

  I KNOW I am.
  Probably.
  I don't know...
  NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!