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Are you a dwarf?
Are you a dwarf? Or are you a human? Find out which one you are in this quiz. The result may surprise you! Mwa ha ha...
What kind of dwarf am I talking about?
A fantasy dwarf, like in the Lord of the Rings.
Snow white's buds.
Which of these homes seems ideal to you?
A huge complex underground city.
A cottage in the woods.
A beautiful forest house.
A place surrounded by bones and innocents undergoing torture.
A cold house carved out of a mountain.
What is your opinion on rocks!
They "rock." Get it?
Uh... they're hard stone thingies.
They are rocks.
They're okay, I guess.
The only thing better than a rock is a boulder!
Do you eat meat?
I eat burgers and hot dogs, but nothing more.
I am vegan/ vegetarian.
I only eat my victims!
Which of these weapons would you carry into battle?
Slim Elegant Scimitar
What is your opinion on elves?
You would dare say that word in my presence...?
They are my best fwiends!
I am an elf!
What, those skinny smooth-talking poetry-reading forest loving idiots?
They're so full of themselves.
When was the last time that you had the urge to dig in a random spot and dig for treasure their?
5 seconds ago!
I never have that urge! (lying.)
I do every now and then...
A few years ago.
The only time I do that is when I know their are bones in that spot.
What is the most valuable metal?
what is your best feature?
I'm kinda (and I mean really) ugly.
How many weapons have you forged in the last three months?
too many to count
Do you think you are a dwarf?
I KNOW I am.
I don't know...
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