1)
Welcome! You do really think you got this huh? Let's see. I Will make you cry! I do not care about which material you are made of, but since i lost my eyes in war i cant see, so here's my first question:
Gender? Those gives exactly the same points so do not mind your little head!
Male
Female
Other
2)
Ah that's interesting! But let's walk forward! We have a long way to go, and many questions to answer!
Now: Have you ever been in fight before?
Absolutely! Some kinda milksop messed with my girlfriend/boyfriend!
Well i can't say that i have never been in fight, but those were just small, no blood, no tears.
With fight you mean....?
I have no experience of fights since i am a nice person.
3)
I hope you will be honest! I do not like when people lie to me! i expect that you are still in school? A true fighter can handle every type of enemy, from silly bullies to dark assassins in the night! So, now we're in school. In a whole half a year that yerk who is bullying everybody have chosen you for a pray. One day he grips your back and throws you on the floor, kicks your back and strikes you in the face. Somehow you get on your legs now what?
Fell in uncontrollable rage and gain as many hits as you can before the teachers stops you and call your parents.
Try to find out why he did this by talking to him
Wait till he attacks and block and counter.
I am a material artist.... He does not know who he's messing with....
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5)
Tell me... how much do you train a week?
Five times a week or more.
Three times a week or more
One time a week or more
Less than once a week
6)
Hoho really? Then this should be pretty easy! We all have different ways to fight in, but one rule combines them all which?
Fight bad and ugly!
Come at me bro
Choose your fights
Beg for mercy and when they do not look, throw a pie in there faces!
7)
Was that so hard? No problem, it's getting worse.... Material arts is about self-control, and to wait for the perfect moment to strike. But what about if you challenges a guy who is twice as big as you with a gang who thinks he is something. What to do now?
Tell them that i am the wrong person to mess with.
Talk me out, of course.
I am a girl, we do not fight.
I rather take the smallest out first, then it's one less to fight.
A guy you said....? easy. Kick he's nuts and run.
My mom is protecting me.
8)
Schools ended for the day. You'll meet your girlfriend to say good bye, and to invite her over at the weekend. oops someone is messing with her, seems like three to one. They starting to push and touch her, then what?
Rush with my head first, yea right in the stomach!
Whistle and say something like "hey thats my girlfriend you are messing with"
Warn them, show them some techniques to make them attack you instead.
Use techniques there you do not need to use strength or speed, it just hurts a lot!
9)
My wife is an excellent cook. She makes wonderful cakes. Would you like some?
Cakes! mine, mine, mine!
I am a cookie lover.
No since i am a fighter i wont get confused thats what my enemies want me to!
I like trains.
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I hope you made the right choice, since it was a distraction! Don't even think about change! Never let anyone or anything distract you before a combat. That is the first mistake and last mistake you will ever make!
Do you think you are something?
Yes ma'am
Nope
I thought you was about to tell me.
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Okay that one who called me "ma'am" is finished! What ever, let's keep forward. Now, a true champion needs to take fast resolves, on the battlefield you got one second to see the whole environment. So how would you do for not get beaten up?
Duck and back, gives me more time to use the environment.
I think i could be dangerous to walk away and look around, so i would keep my eyes on my opponent and them take him out.
Sadly enough i am not an expert of fightings, i guess that i would use the surroundings.
Try to talk myself out of it.
Em.... You tell me! i made this stupid test to find some fighting techniques!
12)
Sometimes you think you are brave, but truth is that mostly of the time is not braveness, it's foolish. Never use the techniques if it's not in selfdefense! Is that understood?
Yes sir!
Yes Ma'am!
I am not sure i do understand sir.
But, but, but.....
13)
Okay somebody is going to hospital tonight!
Well. One day you get a call from your sisters teacher, he says that she have been in a fight and that she is injured. Now what?
First: Make sure my sister will get okay. Then find the person who did it and beat the crap out of him/her!
Gotta find the person who did this, but i want to hear what happened from my sister, then se if i can talk to the person.
My sister is gonna be okay. I will find the b**** who did this and brake he's nose!
Hm, i think it's time to learn her some selfdefense.
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Well i know what i should have done if somebody beat my sister, i would take he's neck and... ops i can se you are done hehe. Don't judge me!
So... Now you have followed your girlfriend/boyfriend home, to spare some time you took the shorter way through a alleyway. A gang of "cool" youths saw you. Now they're gonna beat you up for fun. In the alleyway there is a few weapons: Sticks, Beatle, shards of glass. Which do you pick?
I'll take the stick, i am not supposed to kill them, and the Beatle will just make me unhappy one day.
Weapons? no, i got my fists!
The Beatle. That will scare them off!
The shards of glass, then i can threat to cut their throat off!
I will throw them all then run as fast as i can!
My pants: soaked. you can kill me now.
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It's getting worse right? So long pretty good. But more awaits! So tuck, what would you do if somebody would like to steal your phone, and threats you with knife?
Back to sham that i am scared. Then kick the knife away and say "try"
Spit him in the face, take the knife yourself and starting to call the police.
Use one of the grips i've learned to get the knife myself, then tell him/her to back off.
One word: Nuts.
I got my ways, but it's not yours to hear.
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Okay, this one actually happened to me.
Someone that you loved a lot died in the front of you in the hospital, you just want to be alone for a while and takes a trip outside. Tears running from your eyes, some jerk says, "Hi there crybaby, why are you crying?" None of your business you answers. He is getting worse, you are angry enough to kill that guy, what do you do?
Beat the hell out of him! I know self-control but he's begging for it!
Burst in tears then run away.
Tell him what happened in hope that he will understand.
Use a simple technique that puts him to the ground even if he does not want to. Then say, "Well who's the crybaby now?"
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Poor Anna... What? i gotta get a bell for when the tests are done! Back to your seat punk!
Okay. You have changed school, no one knows that you can selfdefense, would you tell everybody to get status?
Why would i? It's just for just that, selfdefense, if they want to find out they can fight me.
It's not for playing cool, i know that i can and thats good enough for me.
Yes of course! I would have all the girls/boys! And all would be scared to me!
Em, don't give me that look! I do not know what to answer!
18)
Quite good. We are getting closer the end, but i still do have some questions left!
Are you against bullying?
Yes i am.
Well it's not my problem if it's not me they are bullying.
No.
I would never let anybody bully someone else!
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How would you confront a bully?
Beat him badly! If i ever see anybody get bullied i would help for sure!
What can i do? i am so tiny, and not much of a fighter, i do not like it, but what can i do?
I can't fight him, but i would get somebody to learn him a lesson!
I would watch it all the way out.
Walk passed like nothing ever happened.
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Okay i think you are ready for my final question: Nothing can live without love, please tell me that you from now on wont do anything stupid, and that you will think before you act. Tell me this and i will let you go.
I will never do something stupid again! i will work for get a better world!
Meh dude. I took this test because i was bored. I wont promise anything! It's my life and i do whatever i want to do!
I have never bullied anybody, and i wont start now.
Lame
Ha a sentimental general! How pathetic!