You've been captured while fighting in a war and you need to escape, who would you take with you?

  The creepy guy who watches you while you sleep
  The chef and pilot
  The warden
  Nobody, screw them
  The light footed man and the chef
  Everybody
  The guards
  Your brother

The warden asks you why your late to role call?

  I was snorting drugs
  I was too busy fapping
  Screw you warden
  I over slept, won't happen again warden
  I was at the med bay, I am sick and have an infection
  Remain silent

What is your plan of escape?

  Yolo swag run
  Get everybody to storm the armory
  Take the warden hostage
  Cut the power in the middle of the night and sneak out
  ALL OUT PRISON RIOT
  Start a fire or set off a bomb and run out when the panic stirs

You've made it out, but now the guards are hunting you with bloodhounds, how do you throw them off your trail?

  Throw a bone and make them fetch it
  Cover yourself in the blood of another animal
  Put your clothes on another animal and send it the opposite direction
  DO A BARREL ROLL
  Surrender

How would you get a weapon?

  Ask politely
  Trick the guards
  Build a knife
  Strangle a guard and pick up his weapon
  Throw boiling water in a guard's face and steal his guns
  Everybody storm the armoury

You see things that may help you escape, but which do you take?

  The ladder
  The axe
  The cell phone
  The rocket launcher
  The c4
  The warden's medical file
  None
  A flame thrower

Are you male or female (does not get graded) (this question only alters the test to determine what war camp you go to, not that it matters)

  Female
  Male

Another prisoner tries to escape, do you join him/her?

  Nope
  Yep
  Ask them about their strategy and make an informed decision

You escape, but you and your friends (if any) need to get to your own country, how, you see a plane, a fishing boat and a car going to another part of the continent which do you take?

  Take the plane
  Take the fishing boat and disguise yourself
  Take the car