You go to a novelty shop. you see a game called "Super Street Fighter Alpha 7" for the Nintendo Genesis. What do you do?

  As s U Me that its a P-irate gamr and bi it
  A SS OOME DAT ITS A CREEPYPASTA AND DOT PY IT
  Asume its a hacker and buy it
  assume this iz sparta protytip and buy the game

The Dude tells you it's free. Accept?

  NOPE , AVl
  ITS FREE!
  THROW MONEY AT HIM
  STEAL TEH GAME

Which console do you put the game in?

  PissIII
  Wii-Wii
  XXXbocks 6934
  Pissp
  Nontendo FreeDISS

Kill the 1st Goomba?

  YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH!!
  OH OH OH OH!

SlenderMan Appears. Are you concerned?

  No
  No
  No
  No
  No
  No
  No
  No
  No

The screen changes. It is now a DEATH BATTLE of the character you chose and Twilight Sparkle.

  keep on muving
  TWILIGHET SPARKHUL ROOLZ
  Illuminati 666

You make it to the final boss of Super Street Fighter, Dr.Bowser

  Quit
  U Son Uf A BIT
  ITS GOT TO BE MAH DESTINY CAUSE ITS WHAT MY CUTIE MARK IS TELLING ME!

Mario says "It's time for you to DIE!"

  I'm not scared!
  AHHH!

Is it over?

  Yes
  NOOO

The Mario head comes and says "peekaboo!"

  AHH!
  AHH!1

EVIL PATRIXXX comes to claim your body

  Yes
  No