Firstly, is your name Jordan?

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Do you go to the worst school ever? (AKA St. Kierens College?

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Are you cousins with the most amazing person ever? (AKA Charlie Grant)

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Are you going to pass this test?

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Do you have brown hair?

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Do you have a boyfriend named Dylan Cahill?

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Would your cousin Charlie beat you up?

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Is your second name 'Brett'?

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Do you think you're a noob?

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