What is 59+201?

  304?
  245?
  260?
  259?

What is 59-21?

  38?
  28?
  39?
  41?

What is 201+2331?

  4123?
  2532?
  1212?
  3214?

What is 5-1+2-3+5

  2
  4
  6
  8

You have 5 apples you take two how many apples do you have?

  1
  3
  2
  5

What is your race?

  African
  Asian
  American
  Chubchild?

Where were you born?

  Trash
  Sewer
  Malees Mouth
  Mushus Tounge

What was the first thing you ever ate?

  bug
  grasshopper
  jelly bean
  Dinosaur with worms on a stick.

Who wrote this test?

  A Pokemon Trainer
  Mike Misouski
  Mushu
  Fee Fee