On a scale from 1 to 10, how awesome is Minecraft?

  Huh? Wut's minecraft?
  I guess like 1-3
  About 4-7
  8-10
  1 GAGILLION!!!!

What do you see in this picture?

  Some block thing...
  A person in minecraft
  He's not real!
  It's HIM!!!!!!!!!!

Who is your favorite youtuber?

  CaptainSparklez
  AntVenom
  SkyDoesMinecraft
  SethBling
  Yogscast
  Tobuscus
  Other
  Huh? This game is popular?

You die... what do you do?

  Respawn and hope for the best
  esc/save&quit/quitgame/go under bed and cry
  RAGE QUIT
  Scream
  Punch the screen
  Respawn and get revenge
  I never knew dying existed in Minecraft...

How many friends did you show Minecraft to?

  1
  2
  50
  1 million
  D:

Just to be sure... do you own Minecraft?

  Yeah! Duh!
  Well, I play on my friend's account
  No, but when I get the money I will!
  My parents won't let me have it
  I own like... 3 accounts!
  Now I want it!

About how many hours do you play Minecraft in a day (with no school/work/other)

  0... I don't have the game!
  About 1 or 2
  3 or 4
  5 or 6
  7 or 8
  10-16
  Wait... Minecraft isn't my real life????

Are you taking a break from Minecraft right now?

  Yes
  Maybe...
  Well, my friend is playing on my account
  No, I'm not that obsessed with it!

How many Minecraft videos have you watched?

  None
  Maybe like 2 or 3
  I watched a whole series of let's plays!
  ... r u really gonna make me count??!!
  The real question is... How many Minecraft videos have you not watched?

In alphebetical order, tell me each mob hostile mob..............................

  NO. just NO.
  I know them, but don't feel like telling.
  Wut?
  I know theres a zombie.....