Have you ever eaten a meal that consisted entirely of bacon?

  Yes
  No

Do you ever add bacon bits to your salad?

  A lot!!
  A few
  Sometimes
  No

How often do you eat bacon?

  Every day
  A few times a week
  Once a week
  A few times a month
  Once a month
  Every few months
  Never (Why are you even taking this quiz?)

Do you decide what to order whether or not the dish contains bacon?

  Yes
  No

Which would you choose?

  Chicken
  Bacon

Which would you choose? Last time, I promise!

  Caffeine
  Bacon

Have you ever had bacon on pizza?

  Whatever.
  No
  Sometimes
  Yes!!!

Did you ever wrap something in bacon and eat it?

  Gross!
  No
  Yes!

Do you fry eggs in bacon grease?

  I would love to, but not now
  Yes!
  If it was healthy, I would
  No, and never!

How many pieces would you eat, if it was bacon?

  NO!
  Just one
  2-4
  5-7
  8-12
  13+

"This could use some bacon." How often does this thought enter your mind?

  This could use some bacon.
  Every-day
  Sometimes
  Never