You are watching the news and you see that Aliens are invading

  Run around in circles til your heart explodes
  Gather your stuff and leave
  Barricade your house and hide

Who would you take with you

  No one
  My family
  Friends
  Girlfiend [if you have one]
  All of the Above

You see an alien scout, he is wounded. What do you do.

  Beat him to death
  Shoot him
  Pour salt in his wound and pee on him and then hit him in the head with a Jack hammer
  Leave him alone

Out of these Melee weapons which do you choose

  Baseball Bat
  Samurai Sword
  Crowbar
  Jackhammer
  FARTS
  Hamster with RABIES

There is an ALien infantry platoon in front of you and your group, you all have your weapons of choice what do you do

  JACKHAMMER TIME!!! :]
  MINIGUN TO THE FACE :]
  Crawl up on the ground and cry about waffles
  Blow myself up
  Grab my Katana. ITS ADVENTURE TIME
  Sit in a corner and think about your life

Where do you and your group go

  A bunker in the mountains
  ANTARCTICA
  Fricken Arbys
  Disney Land
  The desert
  The jungle
  Hawaii
  The Forest

An alien civilian walks up to you and offers peice to humanity , what do you do

  CHEEEESE!!!
  Again kill him with a Jackhammer :]
  Eat his goldfish and then kill him with a sword ADVENTURE TIME
  Shoot him then cut his tongue out and shoot his tongue
  ALAH HUE ACKBAR

you find a huge stash of food and ammo but another group wants it what do you do

  Make friends and split it
  JACKHAMMER TIME YEAH AMERICA :]

You find a crashed Alien ship, it is big and all of the survivors are unarmed what do you do

  Kill them
  Take them hostage and make them fix the ship for a moving base
  Help them on the condition they make piece with us
  Pretend to be friends and then kill them