1) Have you ever seen a zombie movie or played a zombie video game?

Yes. I like zombie movies and games.
Yes, but I didn't really enjoy it.
No, I don't really like the subject.
Heck Yes! I've beaten Resident Evil 4 at least a dozen times and I own every Romero movie to date.

2) You live in...

A Large City. (NY, Los Angeles, St. Louis) If zombies invade, you're going to have quite a problem.
The Suburbs. There are a good number of people, but you're away from the city.
A Small Town, 1000 people or less. It's going to be a lot easier, since you probably have a rural area around the town.
The Boondocks/Middle of Nowhere. Your survival will be a cakewalk compared to a lot of people. Consider yourself lucky.

3) How long do you think you can run without stopping?

1 hour or more
30 minutes
10 minutes
5 minutes
Run? Who runs?

4) How close are you to the nearest armory or gun shop?

50+ miles. I'll have to rely on my own and others weapons.
20-30 miles. It's a nice little drive, but it'll be worth it.
2-10 miles. I could walk there.
1 mile or less. Locked and loaded before you can say goulash...5 times...backwards.

5) What type of vehicle would you use for transportation?

Sports Car. Speed, enough said.
4x4 Pickup Truck. All-terrain capabilities and room for hauling supplies and people.
None. I'd rather be on my own two feet.

6) How experienced are you with firearms in general?

Very Experienced. I was pretty much born with a gun in my hand.
Fairly Experienced. Not a bad shot, but wouldn't quite qualify as a sniper.
Little Experience. I've knocked over some cans with my Red Ryder, that's about it.
No Experience. Does playing video games count?

7) Would you trust your friends to watch your back with a loaded weapon?

Yes
Most of them.
Not really, I would be nervous to have them firing a gun while I'm in the area.
A "Loaded" Weapon!? HAHAHA!!! You've GOT to be kidding me. No, seriously.

8) If you had a choice of only one melee weapon, what would it be?

Short Iron Pipe. It's quick and efficient for getting into all of those hard to reach places. ; )
Baseball Bat. All the better to squish some zombie heads with, my dear.
Machete. I love the sound of cutting half-rotten flesh.
Street Light. Uh...it worked for Neo.

9) If you saw a group of people being attacked in the street by 3-4 zombies, what would you do?

Kill the zombies, arm the people you just saved, and take them with you.
Throw the people weapons and ammo and drive off. Let them fend for themselves; you've got your own skin to worry about.
Completely ignore the people and continue on your way. It's not your problem. Survival of the fittest, right?

10) Let's talk weaponry. What do you think would be most economic and effective for killing off, say, 20 zombies?

Shotgun. Firepower, that's all I care about.
Dual Pistols. Accuracy counts. Conserves ammo while still effective. Can you say, Boom, Headshot!?
Assault Rifle/Machine Gun. Point in the general direction and mow 'em down.
Rifle. You can kill a few before they even notice you.

11) Think about some of the best times you've had with your closest friend. Now if he/she was bitten by a zombie, and you knew that they were infected, how would you react?

I couldn't kill them. Zombie or no zombie, they're still my friend.
I would hesitate a little, but then realize that it's for the greater good and squeeze the trigger.
I would kill my best friend as soon as I knew they were bitten, without even saying goodbye.

12) You and your party are driving around and happen upon an abandoned convenient store. You are scouring through the inside of the store. What do you take for food?

Candy Bars and Anything Sugary. Good for a quick energy boost, which you will need often.
Canned Goods. They will keep longer and provide more nutrition.
Deli Meats and Bread. Nothing's better to fuel you for zombie killin' than a good old turkey sandwich.

13) Same as above. You find the store, you are looking through it. But what do you take for beverages?

Bottled Water. Good for you, and doesn't spoil very easily.
Soda and Energy Drinks. Constantly supplying yourself with caffeine will make you more alert, right?
Alcohol. Chances are you're not going to make it out alive. So why not have a few shots of Jack Daniels before you die?

14) Okay, you've armed yourself, gotten supplies, and killed some of the living undead. Where do you go now?

Rural Area. You would be bothered with few zombies. You could live off of the land and just wait it out.
Large Public Building. Churches, libraries, anything you can barricade yourself in. Hopefully your supplies last, it might be a long stay...
Take the Fight to Them! Who said anything about hiding? I'm ready to take on the entire undead horde.

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