1) Are you a boy or a girl?

Boy
Girl
Neither
Both

2) How long is your hair?

1 inch or less
5 inches or less
10 inches or less
20 inches or less
60 inches or less
More

3) What does this make you think of: Jabip

You're crazy!
Some place.
Some book.
My butt.

4) Which of these is cutest?

Chinchilla
Dog
cat
Fish
Unicorn

5) Do you pee out of your finger?

Yes
No

6) How many heads do you have?

1
2
3
65239

7) What happens when you fart?

People stare at me.
People dive for cover.
People are blasted backward.
The earth is doomed.

8) What is 2+2?

How does this tell if I'm human?
4
16
OMG, ths scs
Hork wuk mep

9) How do you say hello to someone?

Hi.
Yo.
Yello?
Kick them.

10) Are you human?

Yes
No
What the heck? This test is supposed to tell me that!

11) Is this question 11?

Yes
No DUH!
You people are stupid.
No.

12) In what position do you sleep?

On my back.
On top of someone.
On my stomach.
With my head up my butt.

13) Are you single?

Yes
No
No, I have 51322 spouses.

14) What is the answer to this question?

Yes
No
???

15) Question 16 is false.

Yes
No

16) Question 15 is true.

Yes
No

17) Will you show people your score?

Yes
No
Yes, but I will have to travel back to my home planet.