1) If u have to fart u

say no no take the stairs
well .... fart
blame the chair
say who did that 1, whew man
let them go
play a song

2) have u ever canned a fart?

Yes
No
well what is canned when u think about it so lets sing a song o hi dee di de di de di de di de di
oops i farted again

3) do u blame others 4 your unpleasant sharing?

yes
No
whew man i let a smelly one
i like 2 sing o hi dee di de di de...

4) can u sing good?

Yes
No
what does that have 2 do with this?
i'm sorry i was masturbating i didn't hear the question

5) do u play any instruments?

Yes my butt
No
does my ding dong count
yes

6) has an animal been up your butt before and it not let u fart

Yes it was big
Nothing can stop this butt playing farter
no way my name is Jimmy Farter
if peter piper picked a peck... man that's hard to say

7) a poot is

stupid and i stress the word stupid way 2 say fart
a proper way 2 say fart (with a british accent)
my i.q.
look everybody i'm a walrus

8) have you ever farted and crapped at the same time?

whoooooooo yeah baby
you're just taking this test to talk about farts man you're dumb stupid uh i mean cool
if i am a walrus then i can bark and eat a fish while i am perfoming in my show and i can fart and then......
hold on... grunt r-r-r-r-r-i-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p there it goes (splash)

9) when u r in a race u

win
lose
sit and roll like the pigs do
run
disqualify everyone by farting so loud it sounds like the starting gun shot

10) happy is to glad as fart is to

smell
arf arf i'm a walrus
i can't fit my thingy (u know what) back in my pants
there it goes z-z-i-p aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh it i cut it off

11) my favorite thing 2 do with m and m's is

buying them
sucking the chocolate off and selling the nuts in them
shoving them up my hiney and blowing them out and measuring the distance they traveled
smelling them

12) do u smell your own farts?

Yes
No
i am fast so i'm going 2 catch that fart i just let and paint it green
grunt strain push

13) do u consider farts a gift?

Yes 1 time i sent a canned fart 2 my neighbor and now i get 3-8 wrapped boxes a day and i get 2 smell his farts
No i am embarrassed 2 pass flatulence (in public hahahahahaha)
i have hair under my pits ha -yuck
counting farts smelling them passing them and those r just some of the things i enjoy

14) u are going 2 cut the cheese this means

u r a rat
u r a walrus...um o yeah arf arf arf
fart LOUD and PROUD
do u smmmmmmelllllll that poot