1) Pick a food you like

sushi
soup
fried toenails
none of these

2) Which color would you dye your hair if you had to?

black
blue
purple
pink
blonde
auburn

3) Have you ever burned your hair while blowing out the candles on your birthday cake?

Yes
No

4) How many instruments do you play?

none
one
does a kazoo count?
two
three
more

5) Do you know the muffin man?

Yes
No

6) Do you know how to do the macarena?

Yes
No

7) it is raining. What do you do?

get an umbrella
Go inside
dance around in the rain
complain
fart

8) Do you sing in the shower?

Yes
No
I don't shower

9) do you like pie?

Yes
No
depends on what kind

10) do you like paper mache?

Yes
No
what's that
blueberry!
I love to eat paper mache

11) Do you like pinatas

Yes
No
maybe
only on tuesdays

12) dog or cat?

Yes
No
dog
cat
fish
waterslide

13) It's my party and I'll cry if i want to

Yes
No
why wasn't I invited?

14) do you like the zoo

Yes
No
maybe

15) Does the zoo like you?

Yes
No
maybe
how should I know?

16) do your feet smell and your nose run?

Yes
No

17) Look behind you. Did you actually do that?

Yes
No

18) This is the last question. Are you glad it's over?

Yes
No, i want this test to last forever
i don't care