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The Cthulhu Survival Test

Hello, and welcome to the Sixth test made by amateur designer: Sollus! This test can be easily solved if you are one of those people who play the games while whacking their meat on a Sunday night! How long will you last when Cthulhu will awaken? How many days will it take until you suffer fate? Enjoy the test...


1) You hear news of strange creature sightings getting closer to home, what items do you take to evacuate?

Some food- but mostly weapons
Only my family and nothing else
All food supplies and weapons (my family will be a food source, I must survive!)

2) In your hideout you hear footsteps of some strange beast coming closer, you feel like it's trying to communicate with you. You feel like it's telling you to send a living sacrifice for your own safety.
What happens next?

I send a small creature- like a cat, as a sacrifice
I refuse to sacrifice, and with guns blazing. I shoot madly at the creature
I offer it half a cat, making it less pleased but pleased enough to leave me alone

3) The creature returns, it wants a larger sacrifice, a HUMAN sacrifice. what is your decision?

I stuff a doll to make it look human, it will distract it forn a short time- I hope...
I try to shoot madly at it, for it is not taking any of my family...
I offer it my only child, the creature is appeased for much longer, but I still cry at the loss of my son...

4) You leave the shelter and hide in a graveyard. You spy some ghouls, they seem relatively friendly and offer you food, what do you do?

I kill them, never trust a creature that hangs around graveyards
I come with them, still suspicious, but not showing signs of it
I come with them, trusting them to the ends of the Earth, which is much sooner than expected...

5) You learn that the ghouls wish to devour you, how should you escape their clutches?

Use a simple paradox to freeze up their brains
Attempt to sneak out by dressing yourself in rags
Dress yourself in rags and show the bastards not to mess with humanity by sneaking into the network of tunnels and Slaughtering every last one

6) After escaping from the ghouls, you keep on walking to the seaside, to try to catch a boat to escape from this hell. But there is only one thing, You can see Cthulhu in the distance...
How can you get to the boat without being spotted?

Disguise yourself as a cultist (there are many across the coast) by obtaining the robes from them
Say to the cultists that you forgot your robe- they may let you enter the docks
Stride in, guns blazing, and let those 'mothers know not to mess with the Human race!

7) Fortunately there was an unguarded boat by the coast. You go out to sea to get away from that damned place. But suddenly, a huge wave rises above you! You cannot escape- what do you do?

Go overboard
Go overboard, but use some empty supply cans upside-down for extra bouyancy
Stay in the boat, you will be able to go far if you escape the killer wave

8) Before the wave hits you, it subsides, uncovering the creature hiding behind it...
It is the great Cthulhu himself! He tries to grasp you with one of his many tentacles, any plans of escape?

Let him have me! I'll use a hidden knife to cut through his tentacles! *smug grin*
Dodge the tentacles while trying to shoot at his eyes
Dive underwater and attempt to strike a weak spot

9) Your efforts wound Cthulhu, but not kill him. He returns to the depths to ponder more important matters. But he leaves a gift for you, a hurricane hurls you towards the land, any impromptu escape plans?

Try to shoot it, it could be one of his agents.
Stay in the middle, and don't move
Stay near the middle, while shooting it

10) You awake on the seashore, feeling battered and broken, you open your eyes to see a dark, hooded figure wrap your wounds in a strange bandage, you suddenly feel better. And he drops a small graphic card bearing the Elder Sign and a title. What should you do with it?

Rip it up, it could be an evil trick
Keep it, keep it in your pocket just in case it could be useful for something
Keep it and show it to all your friends


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Test by: Sollus The Warlock [ edit ]

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