1) a cute boy asks you out(omg!) what do you do?

uh, say yes
say PIE SOLVES PROBLEMS, NOT YOUR HAIR GEL!
do the crazy sprinkler and then cook some sun-dried tomatoes and tell him to eat them

2) are you Paris Hilton?

Yes
Yeah

3) ah-ha maaaaaaaaaaaaaaazi-hing grace! how sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet the sounnnnnnd. tha-hat stole a-ha wretch like _____
what word comes next?

idk.....my bff jill?
MONKEY
PIE

4) what solves problems?

hair gel
hippos
pie

5) what animal am i obsessed with?

Monkeys
Alma Schmalmas

6) nobodys perfect

yeah right!
puh-lease
yes nobody is perfect..............except me
nobody except bff jill is perfect

7) bleep blop bloop

omg! i hv nw txt msg!
blip

8) hobbits rule!

Yes
No
omg! inbd!

9) scientist suzie

that's me!
HALLELUJAH!
sanjaya monkey malakar!

10) kiawa island. its a monkey

wts(what the strawberries)
si senorita!
no its pie!!! with a cherry!