1) Do you think you are a jerk?

Yes
No

2) Do you pick on other kids (people)

Yes
No
I love to make people cry!!! HA pain and misery

3) Have you ever taken candy from a small child?

Yes
No
I WAS HUNGRY!!!!!

4) Fat people are not worth talking to.

True
False
Hey, I find that offensive.

5) How many fights have you been in?

none
1-3
4-6
7 or more

6) Have you won any?

I already told you i have never been in a fight!
Some
All

7) Do you beat up smaller children?

My favorite thing in the world.
No
if they deserve it

8) Have you ever pimp slapped someone?

Im a true pimp, thats what i do
No
It was self defense i sware!

9) Do you tell fat kids to lose a kindergardner or two.

Yes
No
well, he was really fat, so i couldnt help it

10) Why are you taking this test?

I wanted to konw so if i am nice i can show my score to santa so i wona get any coal
To prove i am a bully
For fun

11) are you amused by the sight of tears?

Yes
No

12) you are walking down the street when a gust of wind blows some ones toupee right at your feet. What do you do?

Laugh at the bald man
give him his wig back
grab the wig and make him run for it
let him grab it

13) you see a small child on a miny merry go round and it stops what do you do?

put another quarter in
taunt him with a quarter
laugh in his face.

14) Have you ever told a small child that santa isnt real?

Yes
No
I hang out at the mall at christmas and hand out "santa isnt real" flyers

15) Have you ever taken someones teddybear?

Yes
No

16) Do you tell people that there art looks like crap?

Yes
No
That picture made me throw up! What was i supposed to do?

17) Is valentines day the worst day of the year?

Yes
No
If i find the person who created it i will torture them!

18) Have you ever logged on someones computer and deleted everything?

Yes
No
It was an accident

19) how many times a day do you say yo mama

none
1-5
6-11
11 or more

20) Are you happy this test is over?

Yes
No
Finnaly