1) Do you think you are a ninja?

PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Yes
no
I already know I am one.
Why would i want to be a ninja?
Im not a ninja im a pirate!!

2) What is your favorite ninja weapon?

Ninja star
Katana
Your own farts
a gun
A fireball that comes our of your hands.
I dont like weapons because they are dangerous.

3) What is your favorite ninja animal that fights with you?

Dragon
Panda bear
A rat
a dolphin duh!
a tiger
an elephant you loser!

4) What would you do if someone pointed a gun at you?

Cry like a baby.
Do 1000 backflips and land behind them then cut their head off with a katana.
Fart on them
Nothing
Get shot in the anckle.
Throw a ninja star at them and then dodge the bullet.

5) How many pirates do you kill every day

None I dont kill people its not nice.
Shut up queen I am a pirate
1-10
10-100
ONE BILLION!!!
Seven on the weekend

6) What clothes do you where?

Popular clothes duh you stupid butthole
Black stealthy looking ones
I dont wear any
short shorts and a muscle shirt
a tuxedo
Pirate clothes

7) Are you or have you ever been a pirate?

Yes
No
I was a pirate 100 years ago when I was young and foolish.
Of coarse not
No pirates are my sworn enemy
If I was a lepord I would play tennis!!!

8) Can you do a backflip land behind a pirate and slice their head off with a katana?

Yes
No
Yes but instead of 1 backflip I can do 1000 backflips.
Who could that is so impossible not even jackie chan can do that!
I am a pirate you are making me angry little girl!!!!!
I could if I truly tried.

9) What ninja clan do you serve in?

Ninjushio clan
The belly button clan
Im not in a clan im in a club.
What the heck is that? Probely FOR LOSERS
Hyubushi Clan
The miohfGUyGUTRHKHF^DHGFI(UT Clan!!!!!!!!!!!

10) What rank do you think you got?

Pirate
Master
POSER!!!!
True ninja
Apprentice
I have no idea!!!