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Take this test to see if you are a true ninja master or just a pansy poser who knows nothing.
1) Do you think you are a ninja?
I already know I am one.
Why would i want to be a ninja?
Im not a ninja im a pirate!!
2) What is your favorite ninja weapon?
Your own farts
A fireball that comes our of your hands.
I dont like weapons because they are dangerous.
3) What is your favorite ninja animal that fights with you?
a dolphin duh!
an elephant you loser!
4) What would you do if someone pointed a gun at you?
Cry like a baby.
Do 1000 backflips and land behind them then cut their head off with a katana.
Fart on them
Get shot in the anckle.
Throw a ninja star at them and then dodge the bullet.
5) How many pirates do you kill every day
None I dont kill people its not nice.
Shut up queen I am a pirate
Seven on the weekend
6) What clothes do you where?
Popular clothes duh you stupid butthole
Black stealthy looking ones
I dont wear any
short shorts and a muscle shirt
7) Are you or have you ever been a pirate?
I was a pirate 100 years ago when I was young and foolish.
Of coarse not
No pirates are my sworn enemy
If I was a lepord I would play tennis!!!
8) Can you do a backflip land behind a pirate and slice their head off with a katana?
Yes but instead of 1 backflip I can do 1000 backflips.
Who could that is so impossible not even jackie chan can do that!
I am a pirate you are making me angry little girl!!!!!
I could if I truly tried.
9) What ninja clan do you serve in?
The belly button clan
Im not in a clan im in a club.
What the heck is that? Probely FOR LOSERS
The miohfGUyGUTRHKHF^DHGFI(UT Clan!!!!!!!!!!!
10) What rank do you think you got?
I have no idea!!!
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Test by: Shikon [ edit ]