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Sex - They Are Gods Creatures!

One day a boy is walking home with his mother and father, the boy kills a bee, so the father replies "WHAT ARE YOU DOING THAT'S ONE OF GODS CREATURES!, that's it you can never have honey again!". Futher down the road the boy kills a butterfly, the father replies "WHAT ARE YOU DOING THAT'S ONE OF GODS CREATURES!, that's it you can never have butter again!". Finally they arrive home and the wife tells the husband she's in the mood for love, so she hurries into the bathroom to get ready, and this wife REALLY loved sex more than anything else, but when she came out she looked horrified, the father said, "what's wrong honey?" and she replied "Oh my god! i just killed a cockroach!"

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