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Animal - The Blind Guy And The Dog

A man is standing at a bus stop and notices a blind man sitting on the bench with a little dog on a leash. The dog then proceeds to pee on the blind man's leg. The blind man then reaches into his pocket, pulls out a piece of candy, and feeds it to the dog.

The man can't believe what he just saw. He says t the blind man, "Excuse me, sir. That dog just pee'd on your leg. Why are you rewarding him?"



The blind man says, "Oh no. I'm not rewarding him. I'm just trying to find out what side his mouth is on so I can kick his little butt!"

Rating: 3.12


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