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Blonde - Airplane

One day a blonde was on a plane on her way to New York and she was sitting in the First Class section with a Coach ticket. When the flight attendant found out she asked her to move but the blonde stayed put and just said "Im blonde i'm beautiful and i'm on my way to New York and I am not moving!" when the flight attendent asked her to move once again but she (blonde) said "Im blonde i'm beautiful and i'm on my way to New York and I am not moving!" So the flight attendent went to the pilot and asked him what to do and he said "I have a blonde wife so i can deal with it" and he went to the blonde and whispered something in her ear and she (blonde) quickly got up and moved to the Coach section whispering to herself "why didn't anyone say anything!" while the flight attendent stood there shocked she said "what did you tell her?!?" and he replied "I just told her the First Class section wasnt going to New York"

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