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Sick - Old People

One night an old man and an old woman were in bed. Suddenly the man farted. He laughs and says "1-0!"
Then the woman farts.
"1-1"
The man farts again.
"2-1"
It goes on like this for a while until the man craps himself from effort. He looks at his wife and says "Half time, switch sides."

Rating: 3.18


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