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Animal - Cow Tails

A man goes to see a doctor. He has both arms broken, a black eye, a broken leg and dozens of bruises.

"What happened to YOU?!" the doctor said in amazement in the man's condition.

"Well, I was playing golf with my wife today. She hit her ball over into a cow pasture. So I went in to look for it and I saw something white sticking out of a cow's butt. I lifted the tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it in the cow's butt hole. Still holding the tail, I shouted 'This looks a lot like yours!' I don't remember much after that."

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