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Sex - Poker

A little boy walks in on his mam and dad having sex. the boy asks his dad "what are you doing, Dad?" And the dad replies "i'm playing poker and she's the wild card."
Then the little boy walks in on his big brother and his girlfriend having sex. the boy asks his brother "what are you doing,Brother?" and the brother replies "i'm playing poker and she's the wild card."
Then the little boy walks in on his sister and her boyfriend having sex. he asks his sister "what are you doing,Sister?" and the sister's boyfriend says "we're playing poker and she's the wild card."
A few minutes later the little boy's Mother,Father,Brother,Sister and their boyfriends and girlfriends walked in on the little boy having sex.
The Dad says "what are you doing,son?" and the little boy says "I'm playing poker!" And the boyfriend and the brother say together "Where's your wild card?"
And the little boy replies "With a hand like this who needs a wild card!"

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