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Other - Demotivation

You'll miss 100% of the shots you don't take. Statistically speaking, you'll probably miss 99% you do.

If at first you don't succeed, you probably will fail again.

By the time you retire, you would've used up most of yourself for your job that you won't have much left to enjoy until you die.

It may feel bad today, but I can guarantee you will feel much worse tomorrow.

Even though you've been doing it all your life doesn't mean it isn't incredibly stupid.

In the end, we all die alone.

The early worm is for the birds.

Genius is 1% inspiration and 99% perspiration, which is why geniuses smell bad.

Anyone can be president. Just not you.

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