Other - What Never To Do

Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your mid-section unprotected.

Never ask what goes into a mall hot dog.

Never teach your kids to be cunning. You'll be one of their first victims.

Never call a man a fool. Borrow from him.

Never marry for money. You can borrow it for a lot cheaper.

Never feel bad about what you've said about your wife. She's probably said worse things about you.

Never think that you are invincible. That which doesn't kill often makes you wish it did.

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