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Other - Doctor's Call

A man gets a call from his doctor the day after he went for a checkup.
"Hello, Mr. Jones?"
"I took a look at you files, and I got bad news and worse news."
"What's the bad news?"
"You're going to die in 24 hours."
"What's the worse news?"
"I forgot to tell you yesterday."

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