Other - Blonde Pilot

One day,a brunette, a blonde and a redhead were on a private jet together. But there was a terrible storm coming.At ten thousand feet the power on the plane went out while they were over water, and the plane was sent hurdeling down.The brunette jumped out trying to save herself, but died when she hit the water. The redhead grabbed a parachute and jumped out, but she got tangeled in the rope and drowned. the blonde went into the cabin where the pilot was. Just a metre over the water, the plane stopped, and the blonde, not in the least bit shocked, jumped out. The pilot saw her treading water, and asked her what happened. The clever little blonde simply said "It ran out of gas."

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