[ take some of the 1000's of fun NerdTests.com quizzes ]    [ make your own NerdTests.com quiz ]   


Redneck - Three Guys And A Guillotine

Three men were about to face the guillotine. A Brit, a Frenchman, and a redneck.

The Brit was first. He faced the guillotine, held his head up high, and shouted "God save the queen!" Then he rested his neck upon the chopping block.

The executioner pulled the cord. The blade came down.

As it came down, it squealed and set off sparks. It slowed down, and finally just stopped about halfway down. Since the guillotine did not kill him, the Brit was set free, and the guillotine blade was raised back up.

Now it was the Frenchman's turn. He looked up, shouted "Viva la France!" and rested his neck upon the chopping block.

The executioner pulled the cord. But this time, the blade squealed even louder, and didn't even make it halfway down before getting stuck. The Frenchman was set free.

Now the Redneck had his turn. He looked up at the blade, turned to the executioner, and said "yup, with a little bit of grease, y'all could fix that thang!"

Rating: 3.59


Rate this joke:
           

What do you want to do next?

        

  

Copyright ©2003-2024 Darrell C. Sydlo ---- Privacy Policy ---- Contact ----
NerdTests.com - A quiz site for nerds and geeks!