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Animal - My Teachers Neighbor

One day my teacher's neighbors bought a puppy for their little girl.

They were outside and the dad said to his daughter, "Go bring the puppy some water."

So she went into the garage to get the water. But she brought gasoline. She poured it into the puppy's bowl. The puppy drank it and started to run around, and around.

Then it laid down on the ground. They thought it was dead but it was just out of gas.

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