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Bar - Talking Dog

A man walks into a bar with his dog. He says to the bartender, "This here is a talking dog. Ask him any question, and he'll answer it."

So the bartender asks, "what's on top of a house?"

The dog says, "Roof!"

"Ok" the bartender says, "well what's on the outside of a tree?"

"Bark"

"Well who was the greatest baseball player ever?"

"Rooth!"

At this, the bartender yells at the man "Get outta here!"

And the dog says "McDagio?"

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