Redneck - You Might Be A Redneck If...

you think the O.J. trial was the big Sunkist and Minutemaid taste test.
You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.
You've ever used a toilet seat as a picture frame.
your house has more miles than your car.
there are more than 5 McDonalds bags currently on the floor in your car.
the Home Shopping Channel operator recognizes your voice.
the taillight covers on your car are made of tape.
you haul more than U-Haul.
your wedding was held in the delivery room.
your Brother-in-law is your uncle.

Rating: 3.12