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Other - Personal Questions

"Mommy.. how tall are you?"

"Why are you wondering that??"

"Never mind... how much do you weigh?"

"Oh honey you don't ask people that question."

"Mommy...?"

"Yes?"

"Why did daddy leave you?"

"Mommy does not wanna talk about that right now, honey."

The next day the girl goes up to her mom and says...

"You are 5'7" and weigh 130 lbs."

"How do you know all this?"

"I looked at your ID, and daddy left you because you got an 'F' in sex!"

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