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Other - Can You Give Me A Push

on a wet rainy night at an isolated cottage about midnight, a man knocked on the door and the woman answered.The man asked for a push, the woman said she would call her husband,who was upstairs in bed. She went up and told her husband, who wasn't very pleased at going out on such a terible night "Oh,please go and help him,do you remember the night last year when our car broke down, and only for those kind people stopping to help, we would have been in serious trouble" "Oh ok i'll go" agreed the husband. Outside fighting against the wind and rain he looked all over the place but couln't see anything. "Hello,"Hello,are you there?,do you want a push?. "Yes please",came the reply."Well where are you"?,asked the husband,"I'm over here on the swing", said the man.

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