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Other - Pirate

I once met a pirate with a stump for a leg, a hooke for a hand, and a patch over one eye.

I asked him, "what happened to your leg?"

"Shark bit it off."

"What happened to your hand?"

"'nother pirate cut it off."

"...and the patch?"

"Well, a seagull pooped in me eye!"

"Well that wouldn't have done it."

"Well it was me first day with me new hook."

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