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Other - Pirate
I once met a pirate with a stump for a leg, a hooke for a hand, and a patch over one eye.
I asked him, "what happened to your leg?"
"Shark bit it off."
"What happened to your hand?"
"'nother pirate cut it off."
"...and the patch?"
"Well, a seagull pooped in me eye!"
"Well that wouldn't have done it."
"Well it was me first day with me new hook."