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Sex - A Bridge

A guy and God are talking...

God says, "Well, you've been a great Christian, so I'm giving you one wish."

"Wow a wish," says the man. "Hmm, well I love going to Hawaii but the airlines are always so expensive--could you make bridge from California to Hawaii?"

God says, "What!? Do you have any idea of how much man power and engineering goes into making that!?"

"Oh, I'm sorry God," the man says, "I didn't mean to put that kind of pressure on you..."

A few minutes pass, and the man says, "I want to understand women."

"So do you want that highway to be two or four lanes?"

Rating: 3.52


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